Toronto - GTA

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Price

$ 60.00 (Per Hour)

Area Served

southern ontario

Available in Weekends

Yes

Location

Toronto, m6e4h3
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Description:

A LONG TIME AGO , I PRINCESS ANNA DREAMED TO LEAVE CHINA TO GO WORK IN A NEW YORK SEWING SWEAT SHOP. WHILE ON THE 'METHOD SHIP' DECK SIPPING HOME MADE CHAMPAGNES ON A BEAUTIFUL DAY I NOTICED A GREAT WHITE WHALE UP AHEAD, THE WHALE LOOKED VERY THIRSTY , SO I TOSSED MY GLASS OF CHAMPAGNE TO THE WHALE FOR AS REFRESHMENT, THE WHALE LOVED THE DRINK SO MUCH IT GAVE ME A HAPPY DANCE FOR THE LONGEST TIME, I ENJOYED THE SHOW SO MUCH , I WENT TO GET ANOTHER DRINK FOR THE WHALE, WHEN I GOT BACK TO THE WHALE , I SAW AN ANGRY WHALE CHARGING RIGHT AT THE 'METHOD SHIP' ,I THREW THE CHAMPAGNE IN THE WATER TO NOT WET THE DECK FLOOR, BUT I DON'T THINK THE GREAT WHITE WHALE NOTICED BECAUSE OF THE ANGER IN IT'S EYES, I RAN TO THE SHIP MASTER TO TELL HIM TO 'HIT THE BRAKES'-'HIT THE BRAKES' THERE’S A GIGANTIC GREAT WHITE WHALE IN FRONT OF THE 'METHOD SHIP‘, IT’S GOING TO HIT THE SHIP 'HIT THE BRAKES NOW , NOW !!' AND THEN SUDDENLY BANG ,BANG ,BANG ,THE SHIP MASTER CRIED THE BRAKES ARE GONE , THE BRAKES HAVE GONE BAD AGAIN,DAMM MECHANICS , THIS SHOULD BE HAPPENING, SO MUCH FOR GOOD WORKMANSHIP, THERE WASN'T ANY TIME ANY MORE ALL OF A SUDDEN , THE 'METHOD SHIP' WAS SINKING, THE 'METHOD SHIP' WAS SINKING WITH ALL THE ILLEGALS AND IT'S PRECIOUS HOME MADE CARGO. EVERYBODY AND EVERYTHING WAS SHIP WRECKED BECAUSE OF SOME DYSFUNCTIONAL BRAKES.OHH WHAT A DISASTROUS SHOCK OF A LIVE TIME, THE SCREAMS THE LOUD NOISE, AND THE HEAT......THE 'METHOD SHIP' SANK, THE BIG WAVES LANDED ME NEAR SOME HOME MANGO'S.....SO THEN LUCKILY I WAS WEARING MY LIFE JACKET WITH BIG POCKETS, I LOADED THEM UP WITH THE JUICIEST MANGO'S FLOATING AROUND, THEN IMMEDIATELY STARTED SWIMMING TOWARDS NEW YORK FOR TWO FULL MOON ROTATIONS. THE SWIM IN THE OILY WATER MADE MY SKIN VERY SENSUALLY YOUNGE, I NOTICED WHEN I ARRIVED AT BAY, HOW GOOD IT FELT TO FEEL YOUNGE AGAIN, AND I STILL DO WHOO!, ALSO FEELING SO GRACIOUS TO HAVE A SECOND CHANCE ON A GOOD PIECE OF LAND.........I FOUND MY SELF IN THE WRONG DESTINATION AND AFRAID TO JUMP ON ANOTHER SHIP WRECK JUST WAITING TO HAPPEN........AND NOWADAYS I HAPPILY JUST SHARE MY LOVELY TOUCHY HAND SKIN WITH A REAL MAN THAT’S READING ABOUT A SECRET SHIP WRECKED 'METHOD SHIP' MASSAGE JUST WAITING TO HAPPEN ! ! LOVE DOCK ANNA 647 344-0508 FIXED FEELINGS FOR A LIFE TIME

647 344-0508 '4-MOi'
2626-A YOUNGE ST.- COURTESY PARKING ON THE SIDE
TO MAKE IT EASY FOR YOU TO HIT THE WALL TO STOP
.. UP THE STAIRS ----THE FIRST CABIN DOOR IS YOURS!!
GLASS FRONT DOOR...INVISIBLE BACK DOOR!!.......
STILL TODAY, ONLY THE VOYAGERS KNOW OF THE 'METHOD 88-31 SHIP'
COME ON OVER FOR A SAFER MASSAGE BRAKE JOB!!